Does Rape Mean Anything?

johntheother: If you want to remove due process and evidenciary inquiry from rape accusations - just make it not a crime - simple!
If "rape" is nothing more than regret after unsatisfying sex, then why is it still a crime?
If lying about your job to get laid is "rape" why is that still a crime?
If rape is because a woman meant no when she actually said yes - why is rape still a crime?