26 Aug 2018

The Cheating Wife

Via Sean, J4MB:
A man sends a text to his next-door neighbour:
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincere apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outraged and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife dead. Moments later he gets a second text from his neighbour:
“Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’ “


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