How many banksters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q. How many banksters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, plus twelve others to help carry away the bonus after the taxpayers bail out the lightbulb, which was too big to fail. Source

 

or... Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it’s already burned out).

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