TORY ETHICS: thinner on the ground than a British supplier to government

The Slog: Reflecting their deep commitment to the future of Britain – and its active encouragement – the Conservatives continue to be as good as their word.
Ethics-free spin Aussie merchant Lynton Crosby has now been joined in the Tory fold by Barack Obama’s campaign manager, Yank Jim Messina – the genius credited with creating a binding marriage of social media and political organisation that many in the US credit with securing Mr Obama a second term. And, um, troll swarming Republican sites while shutting down all sites via intermediary supporters that suggested the Black Dude just might be an empty suit with fewer democratic instincts than Dick Nixon.
The American Way is now The Camerlot Way. Waydergo! And to these patriotic, all-for-transparency appointments can be added:
* The appointment of a Canuck as Bank of England governor
* The unwillingness to stop immigration based on skill values
* The desire to put the multiple criminal Australo-American Murdoch in charge of UK media
* The hiring of Californian Spigit Software at the DWP
* Introduction of US asset-stripping Bain to the Department for Education.
And you didn’t even get me started yet on the defrauding of UK SME development by the Treasury’s preferred Gangsters, RBS.

Yes, here in the Conservative Party, we’re putting Britain first by increasing the leisure hours of our British citizens, and making all those nasty foreigners work jolly hard for their money.
So in 2015, vote for Help to Buy, bent statistics that suggest everything’s fine, crushed UK entrepreneurs, anti-social banks, hiring rapacious US psychos, and membership of a nihilist superstate that bullies its members into submission.

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