8 Mar 2014

Feminism in a Nutshell v2.0

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Trigger warning, Trigger warning, Trigger warning. He’s back...
Greetings class. It is my great pleasure today to re-introduce to you a prominent member in our cause to educate students about the fight against misogyny.
As always, we urge you to please brace yourselves with whatever self-esteem sustaining rituals you use to keep the truth at bay and the ideology of feminism safe and sound behind your barriers of denial.
And now, our Speaker.

For those who hadn’t heard, feminism is about equality.
Anyone who denies this is just a raging misogynist.
To prove this, here’s a brief rundown of what the movement has given us so far.
Enjoy.
An idea someone thought you should know about men
Took it to the extreme now masculinity’s a sin
With views sproutin’ nationwide levels of politicism
All about women guess that’s why they call it feminism
Step up cause the men were runnin’ wild and on the loose
Rapin’ and abusin’ women no one who knew just what to do
Until the feminists came along with the ultimate solution
Break the male sex with fifty years of persecution
Don’t worry bout the menz
Cause the patriarchy’s got their back
The biggest challenge now
Teach these brutes the proper way to act
Feminist guidance keeps the boys from turnin’ into rapist men
And lets em’ know they gotta sacrifice for all the lives of women
Females rapin’ men is way too miniscule
Too fuckin’ rare
False allegations
When it comes too suffering they don’t compare
Men hold all advantage over women don’t you even dare
Try and add male suffering to the issues we don’t want it here
Instead go find some caution tape
Grab a penis
Wrap it up
We’ll have these weapons off the streets before they get a chance to fuck
The dignity and peace of mind straight out of women’s bodies
And We’ll train these men to know their place so they won’t hurt nobody
It’s a simple process
All you gotta do is just ignore the past
All the men who died ain’t important you can let it pass
Women were the unconditional slaves of their husbands
So to care about the men who lost their lives
Nothin’ but redundance
Lynch mobs formed on the basis of a woman’s word
Swords run through a man’s face cause of what was heard
Bullets ricocheting back and forth inside a man’s skull
All because a woman cried rape
That’s irrational
Women never lie
It’s a truth you need to understand
There’s never been a woman who would rape or beat up on a man
All the rapists and abusers hold the male chromosome
That’s why we made these classes set up under every college dome
Just brush off those who don’t agree as mongorers of hate
When a woman fucks a man against his will that’s just a date
Penetration is the only form the definition states
Cause the CDC has spoken only men can stop rape
Keep the female bigots out ya mind only men discriminate
That thing they call misandry isn’t it’s all fake
Misogyny is all that fuckin matters in this world
That’s why the only real victims are women and girls
Men and boys can fall behind in school jobs and life
The only ones they got to blame are in the mirror am I right
But if a woman struggles anywhere feminism’s on the case
Blamin’ men and gettin’ money for some female only space
And tearin’ down the spirits of the men who group together
To discuss the issues plaguin’ males maybe try and make em’ better
But as a feminist let em’ know male spaces are forbidden
The only thing a group of men should do is protect women
Rest assured feminism’s all you’re ever gonna need
For tools to handle every implication of equality
We took a hammer to the rigid gender roles enforced
Women got set free and kept their male workhorse
Now the choices all belong to women you can count em’ off
Stay at home
Go to work
Be a parent
Pass it off
Equality is only for the women to enjoy
That’s why feminism is a fuckin’ patriarchal steroid

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