The Gynozom Apocalypse Is Nigh

Be afraid, be very afraid.
By Tom Golden and Paul Elam: It is easy to understand why the television show, “The Walking Dead,” is so popular. It is a well-written, well-executed and highly entertaining series. We mostly like it because the zombies are just walking around eating people and getting their heads blown up on our TV screens, not in real life.
Actually, we just wish that were true.
The world, the real one filled with real people, is already filled with real zombies. Gynocentric Zombies, or, if you prefer, Gynozoms. They are automatons who feed on the flesh of men and boys in order to satisfy the needs, real or imagined, of women and girls.  It’s pretty simple really.  Just imagine decaying, tooth snapping extras in The Walking Dead and adjust it – slightly — with the zombies of both sexes only attacking men and boys, as they do the zombie shuffle right past women and girls in perfectly good culinary condition.  That about sums up our present state.
The vast majority of people are acting as if they were zombies, completely unaware of their inherent bigotry, while managing to zombiethink that they are so compassionate and balanced. They will often even boast of how progressive and equality minded they are.
But scratch and sniff and what do you get?  The fetid stench of Eau de Zombie.
So, are you a Gynozom?
It is easy to find out. Just a few questions will suffice.
Do you think that it’s okay for boys to be circumcised/mutilated as infants without any anesthesia while any cutting of infant female genitalia is forbidden by law? If so, you’re a Gynozom.
Do you do a twitchy shrug and shuffle on when you hear that men are 80% of the victims of suicide?  93% of workplace deaths?  Then we need to call Michonne to pay you visit with her trusty katana.
Emma Watson without makeup. Do you think that women are inherently good and superior to men, while men are inherently bad and inferior to women? Then your rank smell should be filling the empty space where your nose used to be before it rotted off.
Do you think that female victims of domestic violence deserve help while male victims don’t exist?  Gy-no-zom!
Are facts immediately lost on you because your brain is now as functional as a head of cauliflower that has been laying in the hallway of a gender studies department for two weeks? Move toward the light! For the love of everything holy move toward the light!!
This is the real Zombie apocalypse. And is happening right now directly in front of societies, dull, greying eyes.
It’s time we start calling people (strike through) the zombies out.  Our politicians are all Gynozoms.  They only make laws to help women and forget the men and boys. And they make laws to attack men and boys.
Remember, Gynozoms are everywhere and not only the acidic and lethal types.  No, the Gynozom Invasion come in all sizes and flavors. The worst are probably the politicians but our academicians are staggering and limping just a few steps behind.

Generic Media Zombie

Then there is the media.  Oh yes, the media.  Nearly all are media (who were already zombies to begin with) are willing to attack and consume men and boys whenever they need a bit to eat. Bonus! They get fed and they also get to pat each other on their decomposing backs for “working hard” to protect women and girls.  Yes, the media is overrun with Gynozoms.  Swarming with them.
The most frightening aspect to Gynozoms is that you can’t identify them by the way they look.  They look just like everyone else.  In the Zombie movies it is easy to tell them from those who are fully alive.  You can’t miss it. But in real life you can’t tell a Gynozom from a Gandhi just by looking.  At any moment a Gynocentric Zombie who looks just like everyone else may come and take a bite out of you.  If you are a man or a boy, no one will care. The other Gynozoms certainly won’t.
Be afraid, be very afraid.

About Tom Golden and Paul Elam

Tom Golden and Paul Elam are both dudes. They do dude things and do so in dude ways. Often they do these dude things with other dudes. Dude.

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