My Emma ‘Mattress Girl’ Sulkowicz award for services to third wave feminism goes this week to Caroline Starmer -
a breast-feeding mother whose baby was viciously snatched from her
bosom by a security guard at a budget clothing store in a clear case of
criminal assault.
Except, of course, it didn’t happen.
Caroline Starmer was not assaulted by the security guard in much the same way as “Jackie” (the anonymous victim of the UVA campus rape story) was not raped as part of an initiation rite during a chapter house party, as actorvist Lena Dunham was not raped at Oberlin College by a Republican called Barry and, indeed, as Sulkowicz herself was almost certainly not raped at Columbia university.
What is it with these crazy chicks?
Well I think I know the answer and it’s one, I’m pretty sure, that
all the crazy chicks out there are going to agree wholeheartedly:
basically it’s all the fault of men.