Ban Bossy And Other Stupid Ideas

"Fascism's signature is censorship!"

johntheother: Newspeak is the only language in the world which has a vocabulary getting smaller every year.

Ban, bossy?


So, we're supposed to seek censorship now, I suppose.

Did they think the double B would do

better than thinking their theories throughway through?


Seeing that double B, Im not a billionaire, but I can rhyme and alliterate too.

Beyoncé, Condie & Janey Lynch
all seem to think that it's a cinch

that their successes, wealth and fame and fortune
would not ever have come to them

If bossy to them had been spoken plain,
so lets ban it now for little girl's gain.

But wait, it was said, so they all say.
And they're all rich and famous today.

So what are they all on about
and have they really thought this out?

Further, banning bossy, or any world
is downright bossy, and quite absurd.



Just what kind of idiotic cretin
would reduce available vocabulary setting
the home of the not-so-brave and land-of-the-not-very-free
in a move reminiscent of pre-war germany

Oh yes, you heard me right, we are going there.
the only language in the world whose vocabulary shrinks each year

why would women want to wage a war on words, \
or eliminate ideas, excising impolitic thoughts, or dissalow unauthorized opinion.

And if we begin by banning bossy,
should we stamp out not sluts, but slut the word.

Silence the speaking of the syllables of sleazy slattern.


Decommission the describing of douchebags.

Quiet the calling out of a cunt.

Sideline the speaker who would signal to his siblings the sinister slithering of a sociopath.


Predatory people with power prefer their prey not distinguish them.
So, start in schools, with the small and the susceptible to shaping

begin with children's words, like bossy, and take those tools of thought off the table.

Ban bossy.

I propose a plan in lieu

Something more useful for us all to do

Not just surcease to sad and stupid urge censor

Not even bellow back off bitch to bossy billionaires bad brain'd balderdash.

Rather, I reccomend regarding the recognition of evil by it's practices as requirement.


Cults create conformity by childhood conditioning.
Fascism's signature is censorship.

Ban Bossy