The Fable Of The Seagulls And The Fishermen

Turd Flinging Monkey: I used an old "fable" from a 1950 Reader's Digest about Seagulls, and elaborated on it, and made this little MGTOW Fable.
I hope you like it.

Song: “Pachabelly” by Huma-Huma. Courtesy of the YouTube
Audio Library.

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Note: This fable was loosely based on the “Fable of the Gullible Gull”, which originally appeared in the October 1950 Reader’s Digest.
Here is the preserved segment of the original article that I found online in its entirety, which inspired the Fable that I wrote ...

“In our friendly neighbor city of St. Augustine, great flocks of sea gulls are starving amid plenty. Fishing is still good, but the gulls don't know how to fish. For generations they have depended on the shrimp fleet to toss them scraps from the nets. Now the fleet has moved.
“The shrimpers had created a Welfare State for the … sea gulls. The big birds never bothered to learn how to fish for themselves and they never taught their children to fish. Instead they led their little ones to the shrimp nets.
“Now the sea gulls, the fine free birds that almost symbolize liberty itself, are starving to death because they gave in to the ‘something for nothing’ lure! They sacrificed their independence for a hand-out.
“A lot of people are like that, too. They see nothing wrong in picking delectable scraps from the tax nets of the U.S. Government’s ‘shrimp fleet.’ But what will happen when the Government runs out of goods? What about our children of generations to come?
“Let’s not be gullible gulls. We … must preserve our talents of self-sufficiency, our genius for creating things for ourselves, our sense of thrift and our true love of independence.” (“Fable of the Gullible Gull,” Reader’s Digest, Oct. 1950, p. 32.)