Submitted by Tyler Durden: From Mark Grant, author of Out of the Box
From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary: "To express in different
terms and especially different words: Paraphrase (2): to express in more
comprehensible terms: Explain, Interpret"
EUROSPEAK:
“I hail, I congratulate”—little or no meaning; words spoken by every
politician in Europe when someone does something, anything and has an
actual value of about zero. A reference to Roman times where Caesar
hailed the conquering heroes which is a species that has been extinct on
the Continent for some years now.
“I (we) will do everything to save the Euro”---we got ourselves into
this mess and we will try to do something/anything to get out of it;
rhetoric, hyperbole and more zero value talk. I am the head of the
European Central Bank and this sentence was found in Chapter 18,
paragraph three, “what to say to the Press when you have run out of
things to say.” Chapter 18, paragraph four, by the way, is “divine
right” and “the full support of God” so you may expect this shortly.
“End corruption, a more efficient tax system, sell government assets,
debt to GDP ratio by (pick a date/any date), stop government waste,
just asking for a delay, need more time, extension”---these are all
Greekspeak for “Give us more money” and no other meaning should be
appended to these phrases. These are all terms of the first sentence and
then since any/all might be granted the second sentence will be since
this or that has been granted that more money will be required to get
there (about $50 billion at the present time).
“The debt to GDP ratio (pick a country/any country) will be X by the
year (pick a year/any year)” has no bearing to anything in the real
world and is not a mathematically based conclusion. These statements are
manufactured by the IMF and created in the special secret room there
built by Walt Disney & Co.
An example of practical usage:
“Christine what number should we use this time?”
“I don’t know Angela what does Mario think?”
“To which Mario are you referring Christine?”
“Do you think it really matters Angela?”
“Where is the Ouija Board anyway?”