By : In the face of the insanity that a circumcision “kit” even exists, I’ve found some hard-hitting activist and creative gold in the comments and questions at the Amazon listing. Bullshit like infant genital mutilation will be called out every time, and in this case by cleverly using hilarious satire to inform about a tragic topic.
You can read them all here – as long as they last – but for your convenience and posterity, I’ve screenshot them below, starting with my own comment.
First, here’s the actual listing:
by Nasco
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
We don’t know when or if this item will be back in stock.
Product features
MPN: LF00904U
Authentic Nasco (Life/Form) product!
5 year warranty
Made in the United States
Great for nursing and therapy students
Authentic Nasco (Life/Form) product!
5 year warranty
Made in the United States
Great for nursing and therapy students
Product description
Manufactured with care by Nasco in the United States, this Infant Circumcision Trainer, White is an excellent addition to your classroom! Shipping weight is 5 lbs.How sick is this description, as it tells us these brutes know about the parts of the penis and foreskin, with their obvious value and purpose, and then show how to cut them off! In this crazy world “the foreskin, glans penis, frenulum, meatus, and coronal groove” are all baby parts destined for the knife, meat grinder, face cream, or garbage pail. Nice.
Circumcision is a surgical procedure performed to remove the loose tissue, known as the foreskin, covering the glans of the penis. This worldwide procedure is performed for health, religious, or cultural reasons shortly after birth, around puberty, or during young adulthood. The World Health Organization (WHO), the Joint United Nations Program on HIV and AIDS (UNAIDS), and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) state evidence that indicates male circumcision significantly reduces the risk of female-to-male HIV transmission by over 50%. The Life/form Circumcision Trainers have been developed with the assistance from one of the top medical schools in Wisconsin, as well as medical professionals in South Africa and Indonesia. The trainers include the foreskin, glans penis, frenulum, meatus, and coronal groove. These trainers are made with our soft, lifelike material, which is pliable, delicate, and realistic to the touch. Medical students, physicians, and other practitioners can learn, practice, and improve realistic, hands-on skills for this delicate procedure without the worry of learning on a live patient. Practice simulating dorsal block injection, separating the inner lining of the foreskin (preputial epithelium) from its attachment to the glans, surgical removal of the foreskin, and suturing techniques. These trainers may also be used to demonstrate the procedure and practice aftercare skills to family members. Since there are different methods of circumcision, the Life/form Circumcision Trainers have been designed for Mogen clamp method, Guillotine clamp method, Gomco clamp method, Plastibell method, dorsal slit method, forceps guided method, and sleeve circumcision.The Life/form Infant Circumcision Trainer includes torso, six glans with attached foreskins, instructions, and storage box.
Practice medievial and barbaric quackery by “separating the inner lining of the foreskin (preputial epithelium) from its attachment to the glans, surgical removal of the foreskin, and suturing techniques.” Horrid.
Then we read about some more macabre procedures and devices: “Mogen clamp method, Guillotine clamp method, Gomco clamp method, Plastibell method, dorsal slit method, forceps guided method, and sleeve circumcision.”
They tell us circumcision removes “the loose tissue, known as the foreskin, covering the glans of the penis” which is wrong because the foreskin at birth is fused to the penis and not loose at all. And, of course, the HIV connection is unproven, and unrelated to human rights violations and a baby who’s not even having sex. Remember, the U.S. has the most circumcisions AND the most HIV. So, UNAIDS says unsafe sex is OK now if you’re circumcised??? HELLO…BING BONG…if you practice safe sex, with a condom, the foreskin is irrelevant! Condoms prevent STDs and HIV, not surgery.
And thank goodness the trainer is “manufactured with care” which is more than you’ll be giving any of it’s victims.
Need the complete circumcision kit? Not to worry, here’s the listing for “The Life/form® Infant Circumcision Training Kit” that includes the WMDs needed to do the job:
one infant torso, six glans with attached foreskins, instruments (scalpel, 4-1/2 in. micro-forceps, 6 in. precision probe, Iris research scissors, 5 in. straight Halstead mosquito forceps, 5 in. curved Halstead mosquito forceps, Ethicon suture thread with needle), instrument case, instructions, and soft nylon carrying case.Good thing it has instructions and a soft carry case.
There’s a black circumcision trainer, a ‘medium‘ one, replacement foreskins, and a complete WMD toolkit to eradicate the dreaded foreskin.
Gee, for something we do to millions of baby boys, where are all the satisfied customers’ comments? Sure, some ignorant and insensitive women like the result, as do the industry that rakes in millions of blood-stained dollars, but the actual victims, the strapped down babies, are grudgingly silent. There are none, just as nobody would praise FGM publicly or be glad they had their vagina cut.
The comments are sad, hilarious, brilliant, sassy, and satisfying – and these gems are a poke in the eye to the hypocrites and pro-circumcision crowd, a work of art, snarky, sarcastic, and profound social commentary – and what else… readers?
And notice the absurdity of it all in this answer to a question:
“Unfortunately, we do not have a female version at this time. Have a nice day.”
Here’s your opportunity to give your opinion for all the world to see. Thank you Amazon.
Enjoy.
Here’s my contributing comment:
gary costanza
March 31, 2019
As a proud feminist, I demand equal treatment of girls in this marketplace and wonder why girls are not offered the same quality testing equipment such as this. Are girls not worthy of the same skillful surgery that these lucky boys are getting? Why no female torso so that the sex that “holds up half the sky” can have the same fun as all us men?
Top positive review
Crunchy Frog
Perfect gift
November 28, 2012
Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn’t scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you “practice”.
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Top critical review
Lauren A Baker
Unrealistic
December 26, 2018
I applaud this company for crafting such a critically needed product. Bravo! It is with great remiss that I report that the product does not prepare one for the actual event; as few circumcisions occur on uniquely the pelvis of a baby. Typically the rest of the baby is attached. Furthermore, the attached rest of the baby is oft moving with great hostility trying to preclude the snippage of private-part material. That said, the “beta version” is a welcomed first step. I look forward to the full animatronic baby version. Thank you so much.
Oh, also a perfect gift.
Oh, also a perfect gift.
Steve
I have had so many hours of pleasure with this lifelike anatomically accurate natural looking trainer.
For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn’t the same.
I even practised on endangered species.
For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.
But nothing says “I respect you” more than practising beforehand.
If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.
Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.
These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.
Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.
The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.
For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn’t the same.
I even practised on endangered species.
For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.
But nothing says “I respect you” more than practising beforehand.
If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.
Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.
These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.
Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.
The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.
Curt Fox
The men in my family have been mohels going back 15 generations, that we know of, or at least that’s what we all say. And we’re not even Jewish. Me? I’m an atheist, but that’s no reason not to be a mohel, according to grand-dad, anyway. So is this trainer anatomically spot on? No, but it’s close enough. I mean, really, have you ever seen some of the circumcisions out there? They look like rolled turtlenecks, or old round life preservers. I saw one that looked like Bib Fortuna from Star Wars. They’re not all pretty, you know. So with that kind of leeway, a tool like this can help me hone my craft without doing any lasting damage.
Snip snip!
Snip snip!
KP
Was hoping that there was finally a suitable circ trainer on the market for my family’s genetically rare, but ever present “dangler-skin” condition…think detachable raincoat hood, minus the snaps. For generations, doctors and mohels alike have struggled with our tricky bits, and after seeing how badly my first son’s circumcision was botched, I decided to wait on doing my second boy’s until such time as I was confident I could pull it off successfully on my own without the help of some medical hack. I suppose I should have inspected the penile attachments in greater detail, but one would think that with six variations, their piece would be covered. So now it’s back to the drawing board, will just have to think of some other way to celebrate my boy’s thirteenth birthday…
alexander erkiletian
I became a Moyle after I lost my life guarding job when this blue kid got me fired last summer. This rubber baby torso is very realistic. Before I had this to practice on I was a mess. Luckily the lawsuit filed against me by the father who’s thumb I accidentally severed was thrown out on grounds of insanity (phew). Anyway when I get out of the institute for the very, very nervous I plan on getting back into the foreskin lopping game. Oh, buy the white baby torso. The black ones are just obscene.
Lane Harrison
They need to make one of these that bleeds to fully replicate this sick mutilation. Someone else already mentioned the a simulated scream of the strapped down infant in agony. It could have a little battery compartment and speaker on it. His body , His choice. This Bronze Age blood ritual called circumcision needs to end immediately.
Jeff
I bought this in conjunction with a can of Armour Vienna Sausages. Wow! What a huge hit at my last party. You simply place a sausage in the appropriate place and wait for someone to take the first one. Once that happens, everyone wants in on the fun.
KM
Here an individual can practice genitally mutilating baby boys till they’re comfortable slicing up the real deal
October 6, 2014
Yet another clear example of sexism! Here an individual can practice genitally mutilating baby boys till they’re comfortable slicing up the real deal, but when it comes to female genital mutilation what are they supposed to practice on!?!… Come on NASCO!
Dr. Kevin Folta
I’ve used the product to train for performing such operations. I’ve tried SmartKlamp and all the rest, but they just are not as good as traditional tools. The product here allows one to hone their art. Much better than self-practice or use of stray animals. Now I make some extra cash performing circumcisions on the weekend. It doesn’t pay well but you get a lot of tips.
C&M&N Oliver
If I could give this product negative stars, I would. This is a barbaric practice in the U.S. that happens daily. Taking the lives of many innocent children. It is a cosmetic surgery, and when you are cutting into healthy tissue, it leaves risks for hemorrhaging and blood clotting. You think a dorsal block is gonna help a baby when you are removing the most sensitive part of his body? Not to mention, thousands of nerve endings! No way should you be promoting genital mutilation of any kind. Amazon please remove this trainer promoting infant harm and death!
slaire
While it’s good simulation, I also feel like it gives a false sense of preparation for chewing into your infants penis parts. Nothing can quite prepare you for the warm gush of penile blood that bathes your chin and trickles down your throat when you bite into that fleshy little ding-a-ling. I’ve tried practicing on dogs before, but people frown upon that, which is why I was ecstatic when I found this product, for those of us who can’t get enough of that infant genitalia nibbling. Careful though, I accidentally chipped a tooth on one of the fake baby penises, although it’s worked out better for me in the end because I find it’s just that much easier to cut through the baby penis flesh with a sharpened tooth. So here’s to the glass being half full of infant penis blood!
Michael Davis
Like the Mayans head binding their children, or foot binding in Asian cultures, circumcision is a violation of an individual’s rights. The individual has no say over what cosmetic procedure has been done to them when they were just an infant. This flies in the face of all progressive strides that have been made in the area of human rights in the last few decades. It’s very closed minded to force your own views on an infant by way of permanent, irreversible surgery. Imagine the uproar if parents started tattooing infants, or, God forbid, circumcising their daughters. There is no medical reason for male circumcision, in fact, as a cancer risk, it is at least twice as dangerous to have intact labia as an intact foreskin. Any doctor that tells you it’s medically beneficial is blowing a bunch of propaganda up your you know what in the name of a medical industry that profits from these procedures and from the use of the foreskins that are removed. Do your research before making a permanent, life-long decision for someone, an individual, who can not yet understand what is being done to them. An individual should be able to decide later, as an adult, whether they want to be circumcised. I am not denying one’s religious beliefs. Western religions have no such belief. In Western society, circumcision was introduced in the Victorian era in an effort to keep young boys from masturbating. Now it’s a multi-million dollar industry. Look here and be astonished: […]
Laura
This is a great gift for anyone pursuing a career in the medical field, young rabbis in training, or even those interested in DIY jobs.
Note: this the same model used in the highly renowned Medical and Nursing programs at the University of Phoenix.
I will say, I am so lucky having this for practice and before having my baby at home! Stupid government website kept crashing before I could purchase my insurance plan…
As It turns out, anyone can learn the tricks of the trade in this modern world – I’m sure glad I did!
Note: this the same model used in the highly renowned Medical and Nursing programs at the University of Phoenix.
I will say, I am so lucky having this for practice and before having my baby at home! Stupid government website kept crashing before I could purchase my insurance plan…
As It turns out, anyone can learn the tricks of the trade in this modern world – I’m sure glad I did!
Gary R. Jordan
Just when you’ve run out of ways to make the little rug rats behave.
This fantastic tool comes along!
No more times out
No more take the TV & games away
No more grounding the boys
When the boys get out of line,
bring this torture device out!You know, you love it, say it:
If you don’t behave, “I’ll snip the tip!”
Works everytime!CONS:
They need a larger size for teens & mensTeens size usage: When the teenage, pants drooping, ear ring wearing, tattoed
juvenile shows up to date your daughter, voilà!
Bring out the Teenager size and play a rousing game of “Not with my Daughter, you won’t”For men’s size usage: For the Correctional system a training tool to deal with:
Pedofiles, rapists and other such animals.
Just train the prison personnel to deliver some old fashion “an eye for an eye”
Except the offending member with be switly severed.Great for Christmas, birthdays and other festive moments!
This fantastic tool comes along!
No more times out
No more take the TV & games away
No more grounding the boys
When the boys get out of line,
bring this torture device out!You know, you love it, say it:
If you don’t behave, “I’ll snip the tip!”
Works everytime!CONS:
They need a larger size for teens & mensTeens size usage: When the teenage, pants drooping, ear ring wearing, tattoed
juvenile shows up to date your daughter, voilà!
Bring out the Teenager size and play a rousing game of “Not with my Daughter, you won’t”For men’s size usage: For the Correctional system a training tool to deal with:
Pedofiles, rapists and other such animals.
Just train the prison personnel to deliver some old fashion “an eye for an eye”
Except the offending member with be switly severed.Great for Christmas, birthdays and other festive moments!
Robert Goldwasser
This product reminds me of a funny story:
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, ” Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!”
” I’ve been circumcised.” Says the second boy.
” What does that mean?”
“It means they cut the skin off the end.”
” How old were you when it was cut off?”
” My mom said that I was two days old.”
” Did it hurt?”
” You bet it hurt, I couldn’t walk for a year!”
As for the product, What’s not to like?
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, ” Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!”
” I’ve been circumcised.” Says the second boy.
” What does that mean?”
“It means they cut the skin off the end.”
” How old were you when it was cut off?”
” My mom said that I was two days old.”
” Did it hurt?”
” You bet it hurt, I couldn’t walk for a year!”
As for the product, What’s not to like?
R. Mcfadden
I found this product to be a cutting edge tool in my classroom. We had previously taught circumcision technique with cocktail wieners, but many students ended up eating them. The addition of anatomically correct testicles and leg stumps really brings my training sessions alive! I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend this circumcision trainer to any teacher looking to lower the incidence of accidental infant penile amputation!
A. J. Bertine
The old days of medical distancing have passed. New medical trainees in top schools are taught to make a personal connection with patients rather than to divorce themselves from the patient as a human individual. This training dummy will only make it easier to distance oneself from the fact that the young patient is a human being with feelings and rights. In a way, this dummy is greatly symbolic of the institution of routine infant circumcision as a practice without a human connection; no eyes, no voice, no compassion for the individual. As such, it is an abomination.
Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
These tiny, imitation penises are okay for practice, but since they don’t have real foreskin, I can’t make my suede coin purses. What will I give the neighborhood children for Christmas this year? Also, they’re a little chewy.
Joseph Yandow
Hey are you tired of being the wallflower at the family Bris? then this product is for you! Traumatize children in your neighborhood today by instilling the fear of God, deform their bodies to justify your own superstitions and beliefs.
Suzannabell
This product is a huge disappointment.
It’s not at all realistic, and therefore no good for practice for medical students.
* The glans is not fused to the foreskin as it should be, and so there is no sensation of ripping the foreskin from the glans.
* Practicing without the very real smell and sight of gushing blood could be distracting once it’s time for the real thing.
* There’s no screaming. Students will have to learn to block out and ignore the screaming, helpless pleas from the baby, begging someone, anyone, to save him. -It is vital to learn to block these out. If you save the baby we don’t get paid.
* There is no frenulum (Male G spot) to cut through. Students need to practice cutting away all of the frenulum so they can efficiently decrease the orgasmic sensation the circumcised baby will have as a man.
* The rest of the body is missing. Students will need to learn to properly force helpless infants into a circumstraint. They must effectively grip and restrain each thrashing limb. We wouldn’t want any baby boys being INJURED while we are cutting pieces away from their bodies.
The one good thing I can say about it is there is no face, no pleading eyes to look into, as you ignore every humane instinct and force your scalpel through the baby’s genitals.
I don’t really mind that you can’t tell if you have botched it, because in the end it doesn’t matter. We get paid regardless, and the parents have signed a waiver so we won’t ever get sued. *Muahahaha*
It’s not at all realistic, and therefore no good for practice for medical students.
* The glans is not fused to the foreskin as it should be, and so there is no sensation of ripping the foreskin from the glans.
* Practicing without the very real smell and sight of gushing blood could be distracting once it’s time for the real thing.
* There’s no screaming. Students will have to learn to block out and ignore the screaming, helpless pleas from the baby, begging someone, anyone, to save him. -It is vital to learn to block these out. If you save the baby we don’t get paid.
* There is no frenulum (Male G spot) to cut through. Students need to practice cutting away all of the frenulum so they can efficiently decrease the orgasmic sensation the circumcised baby will have as a man.
* The rest of the body is missing. Students will need to learn to properly force helpless infants into a circumstraint. They must effectively grip and restrain each thrashing limb. We wouldn’t want any baby boys being INJURED while we are cutting pieces away from their bodies.
The one good thing I can say about it is there is no face, no pleading eyes to look into, as you ignore every humane instinct and force your scalpel through the baby’s genitals.
I don’t really mind that you can’t tell if you have botched it, because in the end it doesn’t matter. We get paid regardless, and the parents have signed a waiver so we won’t ever get sued. *Muahahaha*
Franny Max
This is a “tool” to cause irreparable harm to perfectly happy, healthy, newborn baby boys. Nobody should be torturing them. If you even contemplate getting such a “trainer”, you have no respect for the Hippocratic Oath! “First, do no harm!” Circumcision is a horrible human rights violation. Plus, this is devoid of the screaming that a real baby makes, as well as the copious amounts of blood that he loses. Not realistic at all!
Ender
While this training kit does have its pro’s, the biggest con for me was the lack of realism. Where are the legs, torso and arms? How are we supposed to practice our boy-scout knots tieing up these fiesty babies? I took another commentors advice and qued up circ videos on youtube so i could get the blood-curdling scream for realistic ambiance. I wish you sold restraint straps so I can make this non-consenting torture teacher more accurate, but I have some at home, so no worries.
Although this product is fantastic, I do have a few suggestions for future improvements:
1. You should make a deluxe model that thrashes about as if it doesn’t want to be operated on in the first few days of life.
2. More realistic penis’s – on a real baby, the foreskin needs to be violently ripped from the glans before sliced off. (who doesn’t love that ripping sound? Amirite!?)
3. Blood! who doesn’t love a gusher, its so excillerating.
4. Optional heart monitor that simulates flat lining from blood loss
5. Realistic body excrement – I need to practice bandaging so fecal matter doesn’t get into an open wound. I hate that!
6. Novelty circ tools like the clamps, guilotine style tools and a pot for a mohel-style blood spit
7. Spare penis’s sold seperatly. I’m a real slow learner, i’m going to need at least a dozen more practice penis’s.
Fantastic job, would recommend to anyone with a mutilation fetish!
Although this product is fantastic, I do have a few suggestions for future improvements:
1. You should make a deluxe model that thrashes about as if it doesn’t want to be operated on in the first few days of life.
2. More realistic penis’s – on a real baby, the foreskin needs to be violently ripped from the glans before sliced off. (who doesn’t love that ripping sound? Amirite!?)
3. Blood! who doesn’t love a gusher, its so excillerating.
4. Optional heart monitor that simulates flat lining from blood loss
5. Realistic body excrement – I need to practice bandaging so fecal matter doesn’t get into an open wound. I hate that!
6. Novelty circ tools like the clamps, guilotine style tools and a pot for a mohel-style blood spit
7. Spare penis’s sold seperatly. I’m a real slow learner, i’m going to need at least a dozen more practice penis’s.
Fantastic job, would recommend to anyone with a mutilation fetish!
Anonymous
Where is the “circumcision trainer” for baby girls? That’s right, girls are protected, boys are not. This is disgusting, immoral, sexist etc – male genital mutilation is just as bad as female genital mutilation. Male genital cutting causes pain, suffering, lifelong problems (ask why Viagra is so popular.) Permanent detrimental brain changes (possibly causes Autism.)
Foreskin is not a birth defect. His body, his choice.
Foreskin is not a birth defect. His body, his choice.
O. Arias
if you clean yourself properly and use condoms there’s no need for circumcision. circumcision only traumatizes the baby and in some intances loss of penis and suicide when they get older why circumcision because people pay 500 dallors to snip that doctors only care about getting paid shame on you all your all heathens mutilating babys for pay
Hi-I’m-Barry O-from-Kenya
‘The he** is this? Whites only? Only white people can train theyselves in circulism? I got a 411 for you Nabisco. Slavery ended after the Civil War. You cain’t spect me to buy no siculism trainer on a white baby. I want a black trainer. What I posed to do? Spray paint it black like Al Jolsen and run around with my spray painted black baby. An sayin’ “look at me I’mo whack this weiner cuz I got skillz, Fool.” Word.
JGK
A how to guide on mutilating males. Where’s the clitorectomy version? If people should practice hacking off a male’s foreskin, why is there no version where you can practice clitoris removal?
And what’s next in their line of mutilation? Stabbing a live human being to death with a rusty shrimp fork and how to hide the body? Lynching 101?
And what’s next in their line of mutilation? Stabbing a live human being to death with a rusty shrimp fork and how to hide the body? Lynching 101?
A’idah
I buy one of these but no babby girl version. Why no babby girl version? I need to compleat sunnat. Please also suply in tan. Thanks you.
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L. Cruz
why in all other parts of the country is there no RIC (routine infant circumcision) but in USA it is? this is a barbaric procedure being done to defenseless babies, it kills for no benefits. it doesn’t help HIV or STD’s condoms do. it doesn’t help with infections, not pulling the foreskin helps that and medication that is given like when a girl has one. When intact don’t retract. horrible product.
J. Burke
Circumcision or Male Genital Mutilation should be banned just like female circumcision is. Baby boys feel pain and bleed just like little girls but aren’t protected by the law as girls are.
If you want training so you can circumcise newborn baby boys then you want training to be a child abuser, you will be a sexual child abuser and one that believes that baby boys have no right to their Human Rights.
Sick, sick, sick people. Health professionals that circumcise babies should be arrested for sexually mutilating those babies and be struck of the medical register as they are breaking the Hippocratic oath.
If you want training so you can circumcise newborn baby boys then you want training to be a child abuser, you will be a sexual child abuser and one that believes that baby boys have no right to their Human Rights.
Sick, sick, sick people. Health professionals that circumcise babies should be arrested for sexually mutilating those babies and be struck of the medical register as they are breaking the Hippocratic oath.
Adam Z.
This plastic device fails to kick and scream and go into shock like a real baby boy does. I pride myself on the fact that I slowly crush and amputate the healthy foreskin of the baby, making sure that he feels the torture I intend to inflict! Unfortunately, this lifeless device doesn’t even shed a tear or make a whimper. Disappointing.
The big JC
I still find it incredible that in this country you can be arrested for docking a dog’s tail, which for actual working dogs has a clear health benefit, however you can legally mutilate a baby boy for no reason other than “we’ve always done it”.
What century is this again…?
What century is this again…?
segrau
Where’s the female version?! Sure, we can now practice unnecessarily amputating parts of penises, but where is the vulva and clitoris for mutilation? The original purpose of routine infant circumcision was to discourage masturbation in men… when will we wake up and realize it’s a problem in women, too! Until I can make certain to practice ruining the most sensitive genital areas on both male and female models, this is an incomplete set!
A. Miller
Pros: Have a strong desire to hack up baby penis? Love to hear the pitiful wails and screams of non-consenting newborn boys as you slice and dice their penis up shortly after their entrance into the world? Want some practice first so you’ll be less likely to do a botched job resulting in meatal stenosis, partial to full penile amputation, death due to hemorrhage, gangrene, necrosis, skin bridges or adhesions? Then this is the product for you!
Cons: Does not come with circumstraint, does not scream and curl toes from pain, only has a couple of foreskins to mutilate, doesn’t come in latino, black or Asian models.
Cons: Does not come with circumstraint, does not scream and curl toes from pain, only has a couple of foreskins to mutilate, doesn’t come in latino, black or Asian models.
The Docent
The pornographic manufacturers and sellers should be locked in prison as pervert child sexual assault perpetrators and instigators along with every terrorist doctor who commits such atrocities. Vile filthy dogs. SHAME ON AMAZON FOR AOWING HIS TO BE SOLD HERE!!!
a worried mother
this is not safe. If someone must cut off part of their babies penis a doctor needs to do it. No one needs to have access to learn to do this. 117 babies died last year because of circumcision and i imagine this product is responsible for several of those deaths. Oh and and I’m sure pedifiles love to buy this and play with it. Makes me sick
There are replacements available for order as well.
Circumcision is a sex crime against a child, done by a sex predator who likes to torture little boys. I am ashamed of Amazon dot com for selling sex toys and wish you would take it off the market at once!
Mary+cats
· December 7, 2015
Hi, This item does come with the infant body and 6 foreskins as shown in the picture. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.
Anatomy_Warehouse
I don’t know. I never bought this wretched device. I just wrote a message on here condemning it and the vile practice of circumcision, which is painful, unnecessary, and does nothing but cause harm.
Lane Harrison
· December 7, 2015
I neither know nor care. Infant circumcision is barbaric and I find it incredible that it is still legal.
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