The perpetually outraged have finally come for Christmas...
“And may all your Christmases be [woke].”

Authored by Jonathan Turley: As Santa prepares for his harrowing journey around the world, he is being closely pursued by liberal commentators protesting his race, gender, and capitalist leanings.
The perpetually outraged have finally come for Christmas.
One columnist at Slate called for Santa to be replaced by a penguin due to his race.
Aisha Harris admitted that she was being a bit cheeky in pushing the penguin substitute but sought to express “my real concern that America continues to promote the harmful idea of whiteness-as-default.”





