Net closing on Troikanauts as Lagarde faces French Court
Draghi, M. aka Supermario. Italian
gangster and former Goldman Sachs 5-Star witch running the ECB prong of
the Troika. Wanted for questioning in relation to disappearance of:
* Eurozone capital-flight data
* Bondholders’ rights in relation to Greek bailout
* Depositors’ rights in relation to Cyprus bailin
* Industrial-scale countefeiting of euro currency
Lagarde, C. aka Frufru Sanscerveau.
US Fed’s Moll and former French finance minister running the IMF
Money-laundering ponzi or ‘US Foreign Policy Facilitator’ prong. Wanted
for questioning in relation to:
* Her knowledge of Third Grade Mathematics
* The convenient removal of Dominique Strauss-Kahn
* $350m payment to Bernard Tapie (Court appearance 23.5.13)
Rompuy, H. van aka The Skull. Joint President of the EC Troikanaut (Belgian Regiment) prong and Japanese doggerelista. Wanted for questioning in relation to:
* Species
* Collapse of the Belgian State
* Telling big fat fibs about Recep Erdogan’s credentials and attempting to export EU territory to the rest of the World.
Barroso, JM. aka Comrade Idiota. Illegal
Portuguese migrant and Joint President of EC Troikanaut (Useful Idiot
Division) prong. Wanted for questioning in relation to:
* Austerity speculation. (As in, does he know what it means?)
* Proposal of jailbird Jacques Barrot as EU Commissioner
* Nineteen years of unaudited EU accounts
My God, but they’re an unprepossessing lot, aren’t they? Coming soon:
the Conservative Front Bench, the Hollande Cabinet, the Greek élite,
the CDU Gargoyles, the Russian Mafia etc etc etc.
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