By John Ward: Sage national helmsman and straight-talking
New Democracy leader Antonikis Smarmyass yesterday moved swiftly to
distance Greece from Argentina.
“Argentina is a country 7,601 miles to the
west of us here in Athens,” the Prime Minister explained, “and bears no
resemblance to Greece. They speak Spanish fluently, are very good at
football, and remain free to devalue their currency whenever they like
without paying any compensation. None of these things apply to Greece”.
Antonikis told a press conference that he didn’t want anyone making a silly mistake when buying debt bonds. He continued:
“When buying online, go to the box marked
‘G’ for Greece, or ‘H’ for Hellenic Republic and Helluvamess. Go past
‘A’ for Argentina because that is not us. Argentina is in South America
and wants the Malvinas returned to it from Great Britain. We have no
claim to the Malvinas, quite like the British. It is most
important that everyone is clear about this.”
Asked by Greek Reporter why this confusion had come about, Mr Sampras said, “Perhaps because we are both fucked”.
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