Bearing: Psychotic feminists have spent weeks turning a child killer into a saint — and this is the craziest batch yet. Lindsay Clancy admitted to strangling her three children, and after all that, her superfans still can't accept it. SugarTits and I go through the most unhinged of the unhinged, and honestly, these ones are so far gone they've come back around to funny.
This is the deep end of the Clancy fan pool: the woman insisting we "stop thinking about the kids as people and think of them as ceramic vases," the one claiming Patrick ran a "masonic narcissistic abuse-induced psychosis slow-kill program" on her, the astrologers explaining that the sun being "conjunct the south node in Leo" proves his guilt, the telepathy theory that postpartum mothers can read their husband's evil thoughts, the crystals, the Salem witch trials, the emotional country-song tributes — and a genuinely perfect TikTok where a guy accidentally out-argues ‘a feminist’ into re-inventing 18th-century patriarchy word for word.
We finish on the now-infamous GB News panel meltdown (the one they quietly deleted) and speculate on the mistrial fallout. Because the jury couldn't reach a verdict — and if you think these people were unhinged before, wait for a retrial.
She admitted it. She's not innocent. But apparently women are incapable of committing crimes - even when they commit the most horrendous of crimes.
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