Clarkson’s Epic Airport Rant

"Airports Can Fuck Off!"

Jeremy Clarkson takes a walk through the airport—and has a few things to get off his chest. Nothing escapes his brutally honest verdict as he points out everything that drives him mad about flying.

They've taken all the fun out of air travel. I used to love to travel. a change is as good as a rest. Now if I have to leave continental Europe even to visit relatives in my beloved Cyprus, I dread the prospect.

When they started all this BS I was coming back to Heathrow from Cyprus and was so incensed that I dropped my trousers and told the poor gaylord they'd hired to grope everyone, "Here you go you massive pervert!" directing him to my gentleman's area. To put this into its proper context, I always go commando. The guy nearly shat himself.

Further context was that on my previous trip I'd taken my 4 year old daughter to visit her grand parents and some paedophile dared to try to touch her! In the 40 degree sun she was wearing flip flops, thin cotton shorts and a similar 't' shirt! I was ready to deck the twat. The idiot must have thought my four year old was hiding WMDs up her bottom!

I just didn't understand then, nor do I understand now why everyone is just bending over for this fascist nonsense. Suffice it to say that I gained a deeper understanding for the term "sheeple".

They hadn't quite prepared yet to confront such a revolt, so an elderly supervisor had approached me with a smile after I made it clear I would pummel anyone who dared to touch my little toddler, clearly intent on placating me. I smiled at him and asked the supervisor, "at least tell me that in the three years, or so, you've been conducting this perverted nonsense, groping babies and the elderly, that you've caught one baddie." His brain ticked over for a moment and then he conceded, "No, not even one."

"So we've destroyed a wholesome culture of innocent until proven guilty, or at least, until suspected to be guilty of some sort of prohibited activity, for absolutely no reason whatsoever."

Then came Big Pharma/our government's fascist global covid shake-down.

My daughter and I never accepted the covid gene therapy injections of death either. Of course we now live among the "GMO sheeple!" 

It's way past time for revolution.